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'Morsus Mihi', bitch.

That's Latin for 'bite me.'

Beth Ann Callahan
3 December 1982
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Pain make your way to me, to me
And I'll always be just so inviting
If I ever start to think straight,
This heart will start a riot in me

Name's Beth Ann Callahan, formerly Woodman...yes, I'm married. I only look young. I'm the most recent in a line of long lost, souped up witches called Guardians. I'm also a vampire Slayer. My life is unusual, my marriage is weird, and my family's certifiably insane both in mental state and overall make-up. And to make matters worse? I live in New York and I have no inner filter.

Say what you will about me, life is rarely never boring.
Raised predominantly on the West Coast (California, Arizona, and Nevada mostly), Beth Ann Woodman is the daughter of two Watchers. Her mother, a witch, is descended from the Guardians, a group of mystics who watched over the Shadow Men and their progeny, the Watchers' Council. As a result of her diluted heritage, she ages very slowly, and at the age of 27 still appears to be sixteen to seventeen years old.

It was her heritage that resulted in her parents' divorce when her father left after realizing he couldn't handle being married to a woman who, at fifty, still appeared to be in her twenties. Knowing both his wife and daughter would outlive him, he fought for custody of his son, Annie's twin brother Ethan, who retained more of his human heritage than mystical. The resulting battle embittered both children, causing them to forsake the family name in favor of their mother's maiden name.

At present, Annie lives in New York, next door neighbor to her best friend Baileigh Solis. Married to partner Andrew Callahan, she is still an active Slayer set to begin working as a teacher at a local college prepatory in September of 2009.
Not Summer Glau. Not Beth Ann Callahan. Annie is a figment of my imagination, and BTVS belongs to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. Don't sue, not making money, nobody's hurtin' nobody.
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