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'Morsus Mihi', bitch.
That's Latin for 'bite me.'
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23rd-Jul-2010 07:47 pm(no subject)
emote - calm and thoughtful, sexy - swept away
I wish my gay brother lived closer. His hair's still long enough I can braid it. And dye it in his sleep.

Bad crewcut Drew. BAD FLAPPER CHURCH. NO SOUP FOR YOU.
7th-Jun-2010 09:59 am - [text messages]
[Emote] Happy Girl
[Drew]

How pwned by comic are you nao? Want 2 invite The Chin 2 dinner.

[Bee]

OMG YOU NEVER TAUGHT THE CHIN ABOUT VAMPIRES. HE'S MINE NOW. MWAHAHA!!!
7th-Jun-2010 09:22 am - From The Chin and the Church
[Emote] Happy Girl
If you could be me for a day, what would you have me do?
[Emote] Happy Girl
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.

I AM GOING TO HAVE INSANE AMOUNTS OF SEX WITH MY HUSBAND THIS WEEKEND.

And it's entirely possible that I might have had juuuuuuuuuuust a few too many Cadbury Mini Eggs. The ones with the candy shell and the chocolate...um.

I sort of chased them with coffee. I'm a bad person.
emote - calm and thoughtful, sexy - swept away
Ethan = Jordan
Drew = Donnie
Cain = Johnathan
Nathan = Danny
Sark = Joe

Now I just have to figure out who is Maurice Starr and who's Biscuit...

In other news, hard and intensive party planning is in order. I can't look at dirty stuff when I'm at school, so someone research pornos for me! BEE!! CLAIRE!!! We're going to start shopping TONIGHT.

I'm mostly trying to cheer myself up, because Mother Nature informed me this morning that I am not, in fact, pregnant, nor will I be attempting to get pregnant any time in the next ten days. Boo.

Oh well. Imma go back to watching Shannen Doherty beat on Church's brother. HELP ME PICK A BISCUIT.
26th-Feb-2010 02:15 pm - Bee loves me. :p
[Emote] Laughter
DREW!!!!

I have a feeling Bee thinks we should start using latex in the bedroom. Or maybe mylar.

I apologize in advance for my crazy. I've already given up caffeine so I'm not grumpy about it when I'm preggo and the hormones start freaking out, and I'm being ubergoofy to compensate. I'm...not sure if it's working.
emote - attitude: i has it, look - all grown up
“If you don't have solid beliefs you cannot build a stable life. Beliefs are like the foundation of a building, and they are the foundation to build your life upon.”

NOTE: Drew is iwas_thegoodkid and is used with love, adoration, and cookies. :P

“God…I can’t decide.”

“We got time, baby.”

“We have none! This is a serious decision that could change our child’s future, Drew! I mean…think about it! The wrong one could turn him/her into a drooling, slavering idiot!”

Big Decisions...CUT FOR SOME SEXUAL CONTENT...Collapse )

Muse: Beth Ann Callahan (nee Woodman)
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (OC)
Words: 553
10th-Feb-2010 09:06 am - SEX!!!!
emote - attitude: i has it, look - all grown up
Now that I have your attention...

This is a public notice to everyone with an interest in getting funky that an emergency party needs to be thrown. I'm going to go out, get wasted, and possibly smoke a cigarette because I know I'll want to when I can't later, and I want to get it out of my system. Fun will be had, and I want company.

This will be my last night of raunchy, inebriated, risky behavior type fun because the Callahans...are spawning.

So come help me get drunk and freaky one last time, or else you'll regret it when I'm big, fat, and no longer any fun.

PARTY TIEMS ROLL CALL!!!!!

EDIT: Agent Washington - PRESENT.

EDIT Mach II: Imma do this Friday. That way Saturday and Sunday can be spent nursing hangovers.
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